I write this letter in preparation of what I am about to relate to you. Please understand why I must no longer type...I'm gonna be a super hero and my new super hero butler says I waist to much time on the world wide web...
Sincerely,
The Mighty Bean/Jumping Bean/SUPER
DUPER EPIC BEAN!
Last night I watched Watchmen....I also happened to make the grave mistake in allowing the boys to put the movie on at midnight or one...I HAVE NO CLUE WHEN for I was actually reading through my Irish History notes (like a good little student). My little readers, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THIS MOVIE IS! It just kept going! AND GOING! I was so sleepy and there was so much blood and hot nasty "you know what" I was all kinds of uncomfortable. I mean come on...A CHILD WAS EATEN BY DOGS! Was that a spoiler? IT DOESN"T MATTER! There is something very wrong with this movie...it perturbed me. Ok, ok, it wasn't that bad...it was just all kinds of controversial. Also, I shouldn't really be review this movie for the issue at hand is..I didn't finish watching Watchmen (lets see how many times I can say that). Oh come on! You can't blame me. It was 3am! The Bean needs her sleep otherwise how would I save the world.
Did I cause a sudden instance of confusion and and more confusion in your little soul? Yes, I've decided to become a super hero!!! I have the beginnings of theme song, and no its not the bean beans the magical fruit ditty. (very funny readers) The outfit is a bit difficult to manage being I have to carry around cans of Surfine beans everywhere, those things leave a real dent in the bad guys..haha. For mobility I've tried jumping buildings and speeding past bullets, but it seems a bit better to use my scooter. So, I must be off the distressed call of a young wombat can be heard...or that's my stomach cuz I'm really really hungry right now. Either way! GOOD DAY READERS! UP UP AND SCOOTER AWAY!
Cheers,
Bean
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